JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 210)
Taking care of business is the process of taking the time to care.
Monthly Archives: July 2013
July 30, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 209)I
Though I have pursued the task for years, I have never totally convinced my toenails to leap into the trash can during clipping.
July 29, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 208)
I don’t need approval of the room. Just some room will suffice.
July 27, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 207)
Father God and Mother Nature – I wouldn’t recommend trying to break up their marriage.
July 27, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 206)
Worry said a prayer and became care. Care bought some shoes and was renamed action. Action went to college and graduated with a degree in mercy
July 26, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 205)
Sex is best when it is the woman’s idea and the man is seduced.
July 25, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 204)
I am going to stop using the word “strangers.” After all, who could be stranger than me?
July 24, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 203)
If you can’t swallow the story of Jonah, just think how the whale felt …
July 23, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 202)
The atheist sent a text to heaven: “There is no God.” Short moments later, he received a return text: “C U later.”
July 22, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 201)
On grumpy days I find a secluded corner away from the masses, where I give myself a time-out.
Jonathots, Jr.! 