Taking care of business is the process of taking the time to care.
Though I have pursued the task for years, I have never totally convinced my toenails to leap into the trash can during clipping.
I don’t need approval of the room. Just some room will suffice.
Father God and Mother Nature – I wouldn’t recommend trying to break up their marriage.
Worry said a prayer and became care. Care bought some shoes and was renamed action. Action went to college and graduated with a degree in mercy
Sex is best when it is the woman’s idea and the man is seduced.
I am going to stop using the word “strangers.” After all, who could be stranger than me?
If you can’t swallow the story of Jonah, just think how the whale felt …
The atheist sent a text to heaven: “There is no God.” Short moments later, he received a return text: “C U later.”
On grumpy days I find a secluded corner away from the masses, where I give myself a time-out.