Monthly Archives: September 2013

September 20, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 261)

To remain free is to never overuse your freedom.

freedom

September 19, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 260)

The fastest way to become boring is to repeat something that people have already rejected.

big lecture

September 18, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 259)

If an ant marries a cockroach, is their baby a CAN’TROACH?

 

cockroadh

September 17, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 258)

Be brave–for there is a reason the caution light is yellow.

caution light

September 16, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 257)

Loving your neighbor becomes more effective as you expand your neighborhood.

 moving

September 15, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 256)

Listen up, atheists! If there is no God, how are we going to DAMN people??

 Billy Sunday

September 14, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 255)

I want to go to the fifth dentist, who didn’t sell out to Trident.

dentist

September 13, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 254)

If we took a vote, the majority of people would want to kill the majority of people.

gunfight

September 12, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 253)

Laughing at your mistake really only works once.

mistake

September 11, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 252)

Cats remind us that you don’t have to be useful to have a bad attitude.

catlazybig