JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 261)
To remain free is to never overuse your freedom.
Monthly Archives: September 2013
September 19, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 260)
The fastest way to become boring is to repeat something that people have already rejected.
September 18, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 259)
If an ant marries a cockroach, is their baby a CAN’TROACH?
September 17, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 258)
Be brave–for there is a reason the caution light is yellow.
September 16, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 257)
Loving your neighbor becomes more effective as you expand your neighborhood.
September 15, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 256)
Listen up, atheists! If there is no God, how are we going to DAMN people??
September 14, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 255)
I want to go to the fifth dentist, who didn’t sell out to Trident.
September 13, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 254)
If we took a vote, the majority of people would want to kill the majority of people.
September 12, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 253)
Laughing at your mistake really only works once.
September 11, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 252)
Cats remind us that you don’t have to be useful to have a bad attitude.
Jonathots, Jr.! 