Monthly Archives: September 2013

September 10, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 251)

I am the only person I know well enough to challenge.

challenge

September 9, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 2450)

Happiness is stopping two feet short of “da-feat.”

feet

September 8, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 249)

To find the next winner, look for the loser who is already practicing for tomorrow’s event.

violinist

September 7, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 248)

Pushing all the right buttons does not mean you know how things work.

 button

September 6, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 247)

Talking is an autopsy of human character.

toe tag

September 5, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 246)

The end result of failure is the first fruits of the next effort.

 grapes

September 4, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 245)

Following means you are the leader of the person behind you.

  fish

September 3, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 244)

Eighteen out of nine people think they are twice as important as they really are.

 fractions

September 2, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 243)

Jumping to conclusions and shooting off at the mouth always creates rebounds.

 dennis rodman

September 1, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 242)

Joy is when happy hangs around, determined to help out with the next problem

happy dance