October 21, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 292)

 It takes a village to raise a child, but a town to make a drunk

 Otis

October 20, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 291)

 The best way to get over Thanksgiving guilt is to spend a morning observing turkeys.

grumpy turkey

October 19, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 290)

Our children should never “outlive” us.

 jackdancing

October 18, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 289)

Life is not a path. It is a jungle, with everyone issued a sense of humor and a machete.

machete

October 17, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 288)

Forgiving helps your spirit … but forgetting heals your mind.

 forgive

October 16, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 287)

A consultant is someone who charges you for information on what you already know–but now you are poorer as you ignore it.

 pay

October 15, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 286)

I had a dream. My mother was standing in front of me, back from the grave. I was astounded.

“Mom, what have you learned?”

She paused, then slowly replied, “Don’t worry too much about putting your dirty underwear in the clothes hamper.”

clothes hamper

October 14, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 285)

Tolerance is maintaining a healthy respect for the idiot who disagrees with you.

arguing

October 13, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 284)

Telling the truth truthfully is telling.

truth

October 12, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 283)

The court of public opinion has no appeal.

court of public opinion