October 11, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 282)

When you add up the time you take to worry, with minutes of indecision and hours of complaining, you get the exact number of days that your miracle is late.

 clock

October 9, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 281)

Could it be that life after death is like waking up from a great nap?

beauty

October 9, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 280)

E-motion is downloading good memories before you crash.

downloading

October 8, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 279)

Tenderness is when success remembers a recent failure.

fall

October 7, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 278)

Sometimes I look and do not see. Other occasions, I can see without looking.

  eyes today

October 6, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 277)

Fresh bread still has a crust–just softer inside.

 Bread And Knife

October 5, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 276)

Second thoughts are actually first evaluations.

 second thoughts

October 4, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 275)

The Faith Committee met, and after much discussion, had their doubts.

committee

October 3, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 274)

If you give people a good deal, it’s a big deal and easy to deal with.

car deal

October 2, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 273)

CATAPULT. Is it used to launch cats at the enemy?

catapult cat