November 10, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 311)

The difference between Spirit and religion is similar to the difference between a honeymoon and a hospice.

honeymoon

November 9, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 310)

When I was putting away my childish things, I came across my giggle … and decided to tuck it in my heart.

giggles

November 8, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 310)

I graduated from “my opinion” to get a master’s degree in “I’m not sure,” working on my doctorate in “who knows?”

 diploma

November 7, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 309)

A vision of heaven: a sunny day with snow on the ground. The best of all seasons.

day of snow

November 6, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 308)

Opinion is when my brain and emotions race to speak first. Reasoning is when my spirit arrives early.

heart brain

November 5, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 307)

 To doctor the facts or nurse a grudge is no way to treat people.

846-05647697

November 4, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 306)

 Taking your time is sublime. Taking my time is a crime.

steal time

November 3, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 305)

 If you cross a Republican with a Democrat, you get a Demon-ican.

 demonican

November 2, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 304)

 Every cow has to learn how to milk her opportunities, while dealing with the bull.

cow

November 1, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 303)

An example of great news–opening a Math Lab in Tennessee so that test scores will start “Breaking Good.”

 math