Monthly Archives: December 2013

December 21, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 353)

Snow is rain that refuses to run off in the gutter, embarrassed.

gutter

December 20, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 352)

I celebrate the birth of a Palestinian baby while believing in a chubby cherub in a red suit and decorating my house like a marshmallow-in-tinsel German castle. God bless America.

Christmas house

December 19, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 351)

Santa Claus sleighs me.

sleighs

December 18, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 350)

I have lived another year, an hour at a time, enjoying every minute, with no second thoughts.

birthday clock

 

December 17, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 349)

Sin seems fascinating–until you discover it lives with evil in an abusive relationship.

abuse 

December 16, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 348)

Washing one’s stockings is an ingenious idea in preparation of receiving treats.

dirty socks 

December 15, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 347)

What if Mary had gone to Planned Parenthood instead of Bethlehem?

Bethelehem Mary

 

December 14, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 346)

The elves had to lay off some workers. They were a little short.

 Christmas elves

 

December 13, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 345)

Two out of three wise men passed up on a golden opportunity.

colorful wise men

December 12, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 344)

 Keep in mind–when you ask, “Were you born in a barn?” — Jesus was.

Ohio barn