JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 395)
The American conscience seems underemployed. Which party shall we blame for that?
Monthly Archives: January 2014
January 29, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 394)
It’s hard to brag that you predicted a cold winter in front of those who are freezing to death.
January 29, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 393)
He was born in the southeast corner of the Northwest Territory in the dead center of the county near the Upper Peninsula, adjacent to Outer Mongolia. No wonder he’s so screwed up.
January 28, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 391)
If you howl at the wind, prepare to be blown away.
January 27, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 390)
Recently a very young reporter asked me who my favorite actor was. When I said, “Paul Newman,” she peered at me, perplexed, and inquired, “You mean the old guy that makes salad dressing?” I sighed and replied, “Yes. The very same.”
January 26, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 389)
If creation and evolution had been attempted by committee, we would still be deadlocked at amoeba.
January 25, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 388)
A people who are in emotional denial are always mentally ill.
January 24, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 387)
We evaluate a baby’s contentment by countenance and giggle. Why would grown-ups be any different?
January 23, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 386)
As I can drive an automobile without attending NASCAR, I can believe in God without religion.
January 22, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 385)
Why do we like football? It is the only time you can attack and throw someone to the ground over and over again without going to jail.
Jonathots, Jr.! 