Monthly Archives: February 2014

February 18, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 413)

Doubt is a mirror.

County Fair

 

 

February 17, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 412)

Turning the other cheek is the only time we are permitted to be two-faced.

faced

 

 

February 16, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 411)

God made Eve so she could explain God to Adam.

Adam, Eve and God 

 

February 15, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 410)

Watching my children growing up is like experiencing all my mistakes and blessings again, peering through a glass window in a sound-proof booth.

booth

 

 

February 14, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 409)

We often assign animal names to human attributes. For instance–catty, a rat, squirrely, a quack, bull***t. Well, enough examples.

bull

 

 

February 13, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 408)

For every Olympian, there are ten kids living at home with their parents, now considered deadbeats.

barely losing

 

 

February 12, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 407)

When Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, how were all the King’s horses of any help??

Humpty 

 

February 11, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 406)

If you are heading in the right direction, every exit is actually an entrance.

car taking an exit

 

 

February 10, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 405)

By the time you make the time to do what you want to fill your time, you might run out of time.

do time

 

 

February 9, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 404)

God is tired of being our hit man.

God hit man