March 21, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 445)

In reality, ask and you may be considered pushy. Seek, and be referred to as nosy. Knock, and be told to call ahead next time.

boy knocking

March 20, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 444)

Poems are made by fools like me … yeah, that says it.

dead tree

March 19, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 443)

As pruning has nothing to do with prunes, genius has no relation to genes.

Alfred E Newman

March 18, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 442)

Baseball is the perfect exercise. Thirty seconds of exertion followed by two minutes of rest, waiting for the next pitch.

baseball player

March 17, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 441)

Truth is not what we believe; it is the wisdom which remains when our convictions are tested by time.

apples

March 16, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 440)

Church is not where God lives. It’s where He stops in to pick up His latest messengers.

 church color

March 15, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 439)

Trees seem to understand Earth–they come from good roots, branch out, go for the green and bear fruit.

fruit tree

March 14, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 438)

There will more than likely be no afterlife if you didn’t have a life.

ghost

March 13, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 437)

Keeping the faith is much more profitable if you give it away.

baby faith

March 12, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 436)

Having second thoughts is human. Having third thoughts is fear.

 afraid