March 11, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 435)

Laughing at yourself means you will never run out of stand-up material.

comedy

March 10, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 434)

Caring is a realization that understanding is the only way to really understand.

 friends listening

March 9, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 433)

Jesus accepted me as his personal lab partner.

Beaker

March 8, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 432)

Picking up where you left off is fine as long as you aren’t wearing an orange jump suit.

 better orange jumpsuits

March 7, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 431)

How long does it take to be considered impatient?

impatient waiting

March 6, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 430)

Listening is like doing an emotional autopsy while someone is still breathing.

 Jan and Jon listening

March 5, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 429)

Curiosity killed the cat. Call me curious …

cat chewing

March 4, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 428)

Dear Jesus: In Africa they need you to turn the wine into water.

 boy looking for water

March 3, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 427)

Life is not a parade, so stop yelling at the rain.

horse in parade

March 2, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 426)

Why do I trust people who laugh more than those who frown?

children laughing