May 31, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 517)

If a cat had two cans of tuna, would it share one with me? Good thing I don’t like tuna.

cat feast

May 30, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 516)

Bored people can’t listen. They just impatiently observe.

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May 29, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 515)

If God created man, woman came from man, and children came from woman; where do chicken nuggets come from?

chicken_nuggets

 

 

 

 

 

May 28, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 514)

I don’t sing to be heard. I hear the hum of life and I sing along.

singing

 

 

 

 

 

May 27, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 513)

Cooking inspires dining, welcoming conversation, which changes our world.

Chef Boyardee

 

 

 

 

 

May 26, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 512)

The best memorial on this day is to work for peace so others will not have to face grave results.

memorial day

 

 

 

 

 

May 25, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 511)

Is church for people or is church for God? This is a question that needs to be decided.

 church inside

 

 

 

 

 

 

May 24, 2014


JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 510)

Announcement in church bulletin:

The date to begin confirmation classes is yet to be confirmed.

question marks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

May 23, 2014


JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 509)

Four out of five dentists admitted that they derive pleasure from drilling teeth. (They also recommended Trident).

dentist

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

May 22, 2014


JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 508)

It would seem that even an exercise in futility gives us some exercise.

exercise