Monthly Archives: June 2014

June 20, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 537)

Kissing is the most sensual act. I touch your lips, I see your eyes, I taste your mouth, I smell your essence and I hear your coos.

man's lips

 

June 19, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 536)

It appears to me that nomads are generally always mad.

better ARab terrorists

 

June 18, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 535)

Is it wrong to refer to a lovely family of deer crossing the road as venison?

deer

 

June 17, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 534)

My dear friends, stop chasing the dust cloud stirred up by the retreating and diminishing buffalo herd.

 dust storm

June 16, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 533)

One of the true joys of life is to transform the pleasure of an orgasm into the miracle of fatherhood.

Jass and sons

 

June 15, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 532)

 Children are not born human beings. They learn our definition.

cute fetus

 

June 14, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 531)

 Coming to a conclusion requires some travel, and drawing a conclusion–a bit of creative flair.

 happy pencil

June 13, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 530)

 A true genius is smart enough to deny the claim.

George Washington Carver

 

June 12, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 529)

I am the billboard of my philosophy and the YouTube of my character.

 You tube logo

 

June 11, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 528)

Paying attention is cheaper than paying the piper.

piper