JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 568)
A conservative is a liberal who just found out his son is gay. A liberal is a conservative who just found out his son is gay.
Monthly Archives: July 2014
July 20, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 567)
War is what people pursue when they love their opinion more than their children.
July 19, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 566)
Does anyone else think it’s stupid to pour your drink into a cup that’s called a tumbler?
July 18, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 565)
To grow up, you must grow out. Otherwise, you grow in, which makes you grow afraid.
July 17, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 564)
Dear God: I want what I want unless you know what I want won’t give me what I want.
July 16, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 563)
If you want to study a horrible immigration policy, check out the American Indians.
July 15, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 562)
It’s not a stopwatch unless you start it.
July 14, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 561)
You are too blessed and gifted to complain, so if lament crosses your lips, just stop and say, “What the hell am I thinking?”
July 13, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 560)
Mercy is what we give to others when we remember how easy it is to be foolish.
July 12, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 559)
Our children are like fine wines–they cost too much and want to take over the basement.
Jonathots, Jr.! 