July 11, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 558)

When you don’t do what you’re called to do, you end up calling what you do a “big don’t.”

key

July 10, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 557)

I wonder if there are angels lobbying against the human immigration to heaven.

angry angels

July 9, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 556)

A dog is man’s best friend. Cats hate dogs. Therefore, cats are satanic.

cat climbing the wall gif

July 8, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 555)

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife or his ass. (Yea! Halfway there!)

July 7, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 554)

A fistful of dollars must release its grasp to gain the prize.

 fistful of dollars

July 6, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 553)

To stop entering another Dark Ages, we must keep the light shining, even if we don’t agree with all we see.

lightindark

July 5, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 552)

The main problem with being afraid is that it interrupts the desire to love.

 fear of dancing

July 4, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 551)

Independence is a declaration of responsibility to yourself and others.

iamfree_postcard_v2

 

July 3, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 550)

If we didn’t have the American Revolution, then we would get all our real rock and roll from Britain, have press coverage of the Queen and the Royals and a renewed interest in soccer. Wait…!

soccer

 

July 2, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 549)

The Palestinians and Israel–brothers from different mothers. Literally.

bombing