Monthly Archives: August 2014

August 11, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 589)

Everyone has a story. Yet today, it just feels like a problem.

storyteller

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August 10, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 588)

I would never crucify Jesus. I hate getting up on ladders and I can’t nail straight.

brian crucifiction

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August 9, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 587)

Dying requires no heart. Living, on the other hand, is impossible without it.

heart uglyheart pretty

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August 8, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 586)

Turtlenecks are not actually extracted from the tortoise.

  turtleneck

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August 7, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 585)

It is much easier to get people to listen to your ideas if you know how to laugh at yourself.

laughing

  

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August 6, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 584)

A cool cat. A hot dog. I prefer toasty warm to a frosty chill.

cool cat

  

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August 5, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 583)

Every nation which believes its people are superior is always at war and eventually destroyed.

Coliseum

  

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August 4, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 582)

Coming to my senses assumes I had them in the first place.

coming to my senses

  

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August 3, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 581)

Put a sign outside your church:

Under repairs, need a crew, no perfection necessary.

under repair

 

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August 2, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 580)

To find knowledge, you must stop being a know-it-all.

know it all

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