Monthly Archives: September 2014

September 20, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 629)

“I shot an arrow into the air”–started to walk away, and three seconds later was killed by my errant experiment. Alas.

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September 19, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 628)

Since the three horrors of humanity are poverty, war and bigotry, and both Republicans and Democrats have failed to alleviate this trio of spectors, maybe we should revise our ideas instead of just alternating parties.

Demopublican
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September 18, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 627)

Considering the Bible is a compilation of books, is it permissible to have favorite authors?

 boooks of the Bible


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September 17, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 626)

Fudge brownies with marshmallows and hazelnuts. You had me at “fudge.”

 

brownie
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September 16, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 625)

Just like Jill, women continue to tumble after men with fallen behavior.

Ray rice's elevator
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September 15, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 624)

The best days of our lives are spent finding ways to overcome the worst days of our lives.

Tale of Two Cities
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September 14, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 623)

If you drew a picture of God, would he have a smile?

God smiling
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September 13, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 622)

If you are old enough to remember Gomer Pyle, you are probably too old to be reading this thought on the Internet mentioning him.

Gomer Pyle
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September 12, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 621)

I had a dream that God is a cat. Actually, it explains some of the indifference, and why I occasionally feel like a litter box.

cat in litterbox
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September 11, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 620)

When you’re in a wheelchair, it’s really hard to keep people from pushing you around.

wheelchair


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