Monthly Archives: September 2014

September 10, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 619)

I want to live a life of such joy and mercy that when I die, if there is no God, the scientific configuration of the Universe will keep a bit of my essence alive, to fuel a new galaxy.

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September 9, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 618)

Trusting people does not mean believing they can do things they can’t.


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September 8, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 617)

Carrier pigeons don’t think up the message, but they get to soar in the sky to deliver it.

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September 7, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 616)

Jesus said his burden is light. Perhaps it is his way of telling the church to “lighten up.”

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September 6, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 615)

In November, Daylight Savings Time ends and we have an election. In both cases, we set the clock back.

Debators


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September 5, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 614)

If things are getting worse, does that mean I am, too?

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September 4, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 613)

Maybe it’s true that the mirror never lies, but it certainly gets in a bad mood.

bad mood mirror


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September 3, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 612)

The test of life is not multiple choice, but rather, fill in the blank.

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September 2, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 611)

Grace is no license for mediocrity.

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September 1, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 610)

When you get tired of watching from the cheap seats, there’s plenty of room in the front.

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