August 15, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 225)

If cats were in charge of heaven, we could ALL go to hell.

 cat pope

August 10, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 220)

The last time I petted a cat, he stood up and walked away. It made me feel like a teen-age boy hanging around the cheerleaders.

 grumpy cat

July 20, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 199)

If God is not in the business of making happy people, then the Old Man should retire.

God Morgan Freeman

July 19, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 198)

I saw a woman with beautiful hair, flawless skin, a remarkable figure and a stunning outfit. I thought to myself, “I’m glad she farts.”

beauty

 

July 18, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 197)

Cats are dogs with too much self-esteem and too little self-awareness.

cat and dog

July 9, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 188)

In the ongoing saga of cat and mouse, I always find myself cheering for the rodent.

cartoon cat