Category Archives: Feline Detractors

November 15, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 683)

Cats hate people, but are waiting until they finish their tuna and poop in the litter box to tell us.

cat in bathroom gif

 

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September 23, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 632)

“The cat’s in the cradle.” Stop babying your fur-ball.

baby cat
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July 10, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 557)

I wonder if there are angels lobbying against the human immigration to heaven.

angry angels

July 9, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 556)

A dog is man’s best friend. Cats hate dogs. Therefore, cats are satanic.

cat climbing the wall gif

May 31, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 517)

If a cat had two cans of tuna, would it share one with me? Good thing I don’t like tuna.

cat feast

May 15, 2014


JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 501)

Cat on a hot tin roof… wouldn’t catch a dog burning its paws.

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May 1, 2014


JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 487)

Do you think Hitler looks more like a dog or a cat?

Hitler cat　

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

April 26, 2014


JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 482)

People who say, “Let me be honest” are obviously experimenting with a new idea.

 cheesy salesman

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

April 25, 2014


JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 481)

It’s just an urban legend. No one has actually gone crazy by driving.

demolition derby

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

April 24, 2014


JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 480)

If a cat could talk, it would forget your name.

 cat tail