JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 450)
If I coughed up a furball on your living room carpet in the middle of a dinner party, would you still call me cute?
Category Archives: Feline Detractors
February 7, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 402)
Cat + Man = don’t. Thus, Catmandon’t
January 9, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 372)
To all cat lovers: There is a reason we call wimps, cowards and losers “pussies.”
November 19, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 320)
Be honest–if you were stranded on a desert island, would you want a cat? Or a dog?
October 29, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 300)
Follow a dog and it will turn around and start following you. Follow a cat and it will turn around and snarl.
October 2, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 273)
CATAPULT. Is it used to launch cats at the enemy?
September 24, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 265)
Don’t you think a hot dog is better than a cool cat??
September 11, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 252)
Cats remind us that you don’t have to be useful to have a bad attitude.
August 30, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 240)
Every cat dreams of owning a dog to abuse.
August 21, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 231)
Judas Iscariot liked cats.
Jonathots, Jr.! 
