September 28, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 638)

If you want to “go tell it on the mountain,” you will have to start climbing out of the valley.

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September 27, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 637)

If God wrote you a recommendation letter, would you get the job?

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September 26, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 635)

The most successful people never need to promote their success.

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September 25, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 634)

To get more out of less, spend less time looking for more examples of how everything is less than you want.

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September 24, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 633)

It is impossible to maintain free will if God has a plan for your life.

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September 23, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 632)

“The cat’s in the cradle.” Stop babying your fur-ball.

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September 22, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 631)

One drop of arsenic in a gallon of water renders it useless for drinking. Similarly, one dose of negative complaining can silence a roomful of praisers.

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September 21, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 630)

If Jesus is the son of God, does that mean that Dad has retired and left the business to Junior?

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September 20, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 629)

“I shot an arrow into the air”–started to walk away, and three seconds later was killed by my errant experiment. Alas.

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September 19, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 628)

Since the three horrors of humanity are poverty, war and bigotry, and both Republicans and Democrats have failed to alleviate this trio of spectors, maybe we should revise our ideas instead of just alternating parties.

Demopublican
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