September 18, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 627)

Considering the Bible is a compilation of books, is it permissible to have favorite authors?

 boooks of the Bible


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September 17, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 626)

Fudge brownies with marshmallows and hazelnuts. You had me at “fudge.”

 

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September 16, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 625)

Just like Jill, women continue to tumble after men with fallen behavior.

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September 15, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 624)

The best days of our lives are spent finding ways to overcome the worst days of our lives.

Tale of Two Cities
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September 14, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 623)

If you drew a picture of God, would he have a smile?

God smiling
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September 13, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 622)

If you are old enough to remember Gomer Pyle, you are probably too old to be reading this thought on the Internet mentioning him.

Gomer Pyle
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September 12, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 621)

I had a dream that God is a cat. Actually, it explains some of the indifference, and why I occasionally feel like a litter box.

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September 11, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 620)

When you’re in a wheelchair, it’s really hard to keep people from pushing you around.

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September 10, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 619)

I want to live a life of such joy and mercy that when I die, if there is no God, the scientific configuration of the Universe will keep a bit of my essence alive, to fuel a new galaxy.

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September 9, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 618)

Trusting people does not mean believing they can do things they can’t.


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