August 29, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 607)

If you want to understand how Congress works, follow a cat around the house.

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August 28, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 606)

The purpose of life is to choose a life filled with purpose.

porpoise
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August 27, 2014

 

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 605)

I want God. God wants me. I seek God. I find me.

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August 26, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 604)

The word “congress” comes from the Latin for “coming together.” How ironic.

Congress better


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August 25, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 603)

Is it possible that the amount of time we spend worrying, fretting, discussing and complaining might be just enough hours to sit down, be reasonable and solve our problem?

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August 24, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 602)

“Pew”trification (n): the dullness and sleepiness which attacks a person while sitting in church.

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August 23, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 601)

Unless we admit we love ourselves, it is impossible to know how to love our neighbor.

love yourself

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August 22, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 600)

Four out of five of the senses are trapped in the head. Only touch reaches out to others.

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August 21, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 599)

Being humorous can make you look prettier, but pretty does not make you funnier.

Moms Mable

Heidi Klum

  

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August 20, 2014

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 598)

Love means never having to say you’re perfect.

Love Story

  

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