June 8, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 525)

God is not interested in controlling your life–just friends with benefits.

 friends

 

June 7, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 524)

Three tips for dieting:

1. Do not donut.

2. Learn how fat grams got their name.

3. Grease is a location in the Middle Waist.

fat man

 

 

June 6, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 523)

Dogmatic is barking at strangers because they dare to knock on your door.

barking dog

  

 

 

 

June 5, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 522)

Perhaps the biggest surprise awaiting us is when we discover that God, Science and Nature are one.

God, Science and nature

  

 

 

 

June 4, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 521)

Truth requires a way with a destination toward life.

 destination

  

 

 

 

June 3, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 520)

I found out yesterday that Indiana makes you drive through Illinois to achieve Iowa.

 Illinois, Indiana, Iowa

  

 

 

 

June 2, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 519)

Coming to myself means I have to cheat on my ego to flirt with my soul.

  soul

 

 

 

June 1, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 518)

You carve a turkey. You trim a steak. You grind up chunks of meat for hamburger. And you cut the cheese. (I was just looking for a nice way to tell you…)

cheese

 

 

 

 

 

May 30, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 516)

Bored people can’t listen. They just impatiently observe.

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May 29, 2014

 JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 515)

If God created man, woman came from man, and children came from woman; where do chicken nuggets come from?

chicken_nuggets