JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 447)
Is heaven going to be more like what we do on Saturday night–or Sunday morning?
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March 22, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 446)
Being a father of many children is similar to the plight of a young pastor eyeing the casseroles at his first church potluck dinner. Best to praise equally.
March 21, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 445)
In reality, ask and you may be considered pushy. Seek, and be referred to as nosy. Knock, and be told to call ahead next time.
March 20, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 444)
Poems are made by fools like me … yeah, that says it.
March 19, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 443)
As pruning has nothing to do with prunes, genius has no relation to genes.
March 18, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 442)
Baseball is the perfect exercise. Thirty seconds of exertion followed by two minutes of rest, waiting for the next pitch.
March 17, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 441)
Truth is not what we believe; it is the wisdom which remains when our convictions are tested by time.
March 16, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 440)
Church is not where God lives. It’s where He stops in to pick up His latest messengers.
March 15, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 439)
Trees seem to understand Earth–they come from good roots, branch out, go for the green and bear fruit.
March 14, 2014
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 438)
There will more than likely be no afterlife if you didn’t have a life.
Jonathots, Jr.! 