September 15, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 256)

Listen up, atheists! If there is no God, how are we going to DAMN people??

 Billy Sunday

September 14, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 255)

I want to go to the fifth dentist, who didn’t sell out to Trident.

dentist

September 13, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 254)

If we took a vote, the majority of people would want to kill the majority of people.

gunfight

September 12, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 253)

Laughing at your mistake really only works once.

mistake

September 10, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 251)

I am the only person I know well enough to challenge.

challenge

September 9, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 2450)

Happiness is stopping two feet short of “da-feat.”

feet

September 8, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 249)

To find the next winner, look for the loser who is already practicing for tomorrow’s event.

violinist

September 7, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 248)

Pushing all the right buttons does not mean you know how things work.

 button

September 6, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 247)

Talking is an autopsy of human character.

toe tag

September 5, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 246)

The end result of failure is the first fruits of the next effort.

 grapes