September 4, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 245)

Following means you are the leader of the person behind you.

  fish

September 3, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 244)

Eighteen out of nine people think they are twice as important as they really are.

 fractions

September 2, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 243)

Jumping to conclusions and shooting off at the mouth always creates rebounds.

 dennis rodman

September 1, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 242)

Joy is when happy hangs around, determined to help out with the next problem

happy dance

August 31, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 241)

Telling the truth means you don’t have to come up with a second lie.

everybody lies

August 29, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 239)

Temptation is what I arrange when I want to slip up and still act surprised it happened.

cake

August 28, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 238)

I wonder if there is an earlier bird who wakes up the early birds. And also, who warns the worms??

 birdpulling

August 27, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 237)

Teaching is confessing that you had to learn. Preaching, on the other hand, can be done in ignorance.

preaching

August 26, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 236)

Until you do what is needed, what you have done seems futile.

 digging

August 25, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 235)

Today I went to God looking for church.

church on island 2