JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 203)
If you can’t swallow the story of Jonah, just think how the whale felt …
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July 23, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 202)
The atheist sent a text to heaven: “There is no God.” Short moments later, he received a return text: “C U later.”
July 22, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 201)
On grumpy days I find a secluded corner away from the masses, where I give myself a time-out.
July 21, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 200)
Church is not about the altar. It is actually about how we alter.
July 17, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 196)
The bank insists that you can’t withdraw what you haven’t deposited. The same is true with people.
July 16, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 195)
Quatrain of Music
Bring some heart
Add a melody
Join in harmony
Rejoice with rhythm
(bring, add, join, rejoice)
July 15, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 194)
The truth is identified by whether it is spoken in love AND has clearly made the speaker free.
July 14, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 193)
Life is like a room full of Forrest Gumps. You can entertain them all with a box of chocolates.
July 13, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 192)
Be careful. Tickling your fancy is illegal in Georgia.
July 123, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 192)
Be careful. Tickling your fancy is illegal in Georgia.
Jonathots, Jr.! 