JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 264)
Your choice is your voice.
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 263)
To gain the world without losing your soul is to constantly remind yourself which one is eternal.
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 262)
Faith is the love we maintain when we run out of hope.
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 261)
To remain free is to never overuse your freedom.
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 260)
The fastest way to become boring is to repeat something that people have already rejected.
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 259)
If an ant marries a cockroach, is their baby a CAN’TROACH?
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 258)
Be brave–for there is a reason the caution light is yellow.
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 257)
Loving your neighbor becomes more effective as you expand your neighborhood.
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 256)
Listen up, atheists! If there is no God, how are we going to DAMN people??
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 255)
I want to go to the fifth dentist, who didn’t sell out to Trident.
Jonathots, Jr.! 