August 14, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 224)

Discovering a weakness is like finding the worm in the apple before chomping.

apple

August 13, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 223)

I’ve got caught cheating on my diet so many times that my diet sued me for divorce.

fat

August 12, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 222)

Spirituality happens when matters of the spirit dissolve into our reality.

dissolve

August 11, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 221)

The surest way to gain a sure thing is to remain unsure.

Shure PA Head

Shure PA Head

August 10, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 220)

The last time I petted a cat, he stood up and walked away. It made me feel like a teen-age boy hanging around the cheerleaders.

 grumpy cat

August 9, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 219)

I did it last night. It wasn’t illegal. It seemed to ease the pain.

 

August 8, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 218)

Your package of grace will be shipped upon receipt of your mercy.

deliver

August 7, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 217)

The Good Book says that God laughs at our calamity. “Hey! Stop the giggling and pick up a broom!”

 God laughing

 

August 6, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 216)

Living is not about dying unless you forget that dying IS about living.

 

August 5, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 215)

I came. I saw. I had a fender-bender from rubbernecking.

accident