JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 206)
Worry said a prayer and became care. Care bought some shoes and was renamed action. Action went to college and graduated with a degree in mercy
July 26, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 205)
Sex is best when it is the woman’s idea and the man is seduced.
July 25, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 204)
I am going to stop using the word “strangers.” After all, who could be stranger than me?
July 24, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 203)
If you can’t swallow the story of Jonah, just think how the whale felt …
July 23, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 202)
The atheist sent a text to heaven: “There is no God.” Short moments later, he received a return text: “C U later.”
July 22, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 201)
On grumpy days I find a secluded corner away from the masses, where I give myself a time-out.
July 21, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 200)
Church is not about the altar. It is actually about how we alter.
July 20, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 199)
If God is not in the business of making happy people, then the Old Man should retire.
July 19, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 198)
I saw a woman with beautiful hair, flawless skin, a remarkable figure and a stunning outfit. I thought to myself, “I’m glad she farts.”
July 18, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 197)
Cats are dogs with too much self-esteem and too little self-awareness.
Jonathots, Jr.! 