July 27, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 206)

 

Worry said a prayer and became care. Care bought some shoes and was renamed action. Action went to college and graduated with a degree in mercy

 

 diploma

 

July 26, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 205)

Sex is best when it is the woman’s idea and the man is seduced.

girl seducing

 

July 25, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 204)

I am going to stop using the word “strangers.” After all, who could be stranger than me?

July 24, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 203)

If you can’t swallow the story of Jonah, just think how the whale felt …

jonah

 

 

July 23, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 202)

The atheist sent a text to heaven: “There is no God.” Short moments later, he received a return text: “C U later.”

texting

July 22, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 201)

On grumpy days I find a secluded corner away from the masses, where I give myself a time-out.

chair

July 21, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 200)

Church is not about the altar. It is actually about how we alter.

altar

July 20, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 199)

If God is not in the business of making happy people, then the Old Man should retire.

God Morgan Freeman

July 19, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 198)

I saw a woman with beautiful hair, flawless skin, a remarkable figure and a stunning outfit. I thought to myself, “I’m glad she farts.”

beauty

 

July 18, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 197)

Cats are dogs with too much self-esteem and too little self-awareness.

cat and dog