October 24, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 295)

People are not God’s lab rats. More like hamsters–well-fed, but still required to work the wheel.

 Hamster Getting a Workout on Spinning Wheel

October 3, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 274)

If you give people a good deal, it’s a big deal and easy to deal with.

car deal

September 19, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 260)

The fastest way to become boring is to repeat something that people have already rejected.

big lecture

September 15, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 256)

Listen up, atheists! If there is no God, how are we going to DAMN people??

 Billy Sunday

September 13, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 254)

If we took a vote, the majority of people would want to kill the majority of people.

gunfight

August 16, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 226)

People are God trying to explain Himself without mentioning heaven.

July 17, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 196)

The bank insists that you can’t withdraw what you haven’t deposited. The same is true with people.

atm new