Monthly Archives: July 2013

July 21, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 200)

Church is not about the altar. It is actually about how we alter.

altar

July 20, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 199)

If God is not in the business of making happy people, then the Old Man should retire.

God Morgan Freeman

July 19, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 198)

I saw a woman with beautiful hair, flawless skin, a remarkable figure and a stunning outfit. I thought to myself, “I’m glad she farts.”

beauty

 

July 18, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 197)

Cats are dogs with too much self-esteem and too little self-awareness.

cat and dog

July 17, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 196)

The bank insists that you can’t withdraw what you haven’t deposited. The same is true with people.

atm new

July 16, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 195)

Quatrain of Music

Bring some heart

Add a melody

Join in harmony

Rejoice with rhythm

(bring, add, join, rejoice)

music paper

July 15, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 194)

The truth is identified by whether it is spoken in love AND has clearly made the speaker free.

July 14, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 193)

Life is like a room full of Forrest Gumps. You can entertain them all with a box of chocolates.

 Forrest Bump big

July 13, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 192)

Be careful. Tickling your fancy is illegal in Georgia.

Georgia

July 123, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 192)

Be careful. Tickling your fancy is illegal in Georgia.

Georgia