JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 200)
Church is not about the altar. It is actually about how we alter.
Monthly Archives: July 2013
July 20, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 199)
If God is not in the business of making happy people, then the Old Man should retire.
July 19, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 198)
I saw a woman with beautiful hair, flawless skin, a remarkable figure and a stunning outfit. I thought to myself, “I’m glad she farts.”
July 18, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 197)
Cats are dogs with too much self-esteem and too little self-awareness.
July 17, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 196)
The bank insists that you can’t withdraw what you haven’t deposited. The same is true with people.
July 16, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 195)
Quatrain of Music
Bring some heart
Add a melody
Join in harmony
Rejoice with rhythm
(bring, add, join, rejoice)
July 15, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 194)
The truth is identified by whether it is spoken in love AND has clearly made the speaker free.
July 14, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 193)
Life is like a room full of Forrest Gumps. You can entertain them all with a box of chocolates.
July 13, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 192)
Be careful. Tickling your fancy is illegal in Georgia.
July 123, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 192)
Be careful. Tickling your fancy is illegal in Georgia.
Jonathots, Jr.! 