Monthly Archives: August 2013

August 21, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 231)

Judas Iscariot liked cats.

cat judas

August 20, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 230)

Price is the fame we pay for hiring a bad agent.

 money

 

August 19, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 229)

Turning the other cheek is a decision to look at things from another direction.

 cheek

August 18, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 228)

The end of the world starts when great ideas are not allowed to begin.

end

August 17, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 227)

Character is when personality grows up and gets a job.

jobs

August 16, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 226)

People are God trying to explain Himself without mentioning heaven.

August 15, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 225)

If cats were in charge of heaven, we could ALL go to hell.

 cat pope

August 14, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 224)

Discovering a weakness is like finding the worm in the apple before chomping.

apple

August 13, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 223)

I’ve got caught cheating on my diet so many times that my diet sued me for divorce.

fat

August 12, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 222)

Spirituality happens when matters of the spirit dissolve into our reality.

dissolve