JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 221)
The surest way to gain a sure thing is to remain unsure.
Shure PA Head
August 11, 2013
Monthly Archives: August 2013
August 10, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 220)
The last time I petted a cat, he stood up and walked away. It made me feel like a teen-age boy hanging around the cheerleaders.
August 9, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 219)
I did it last night. It wasn’t illegal. It seemed to ease the pain.
August 8, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 218)
Your package of grace will be shipped upon receipt of your mercy.
August 7, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 217)
The Good Book says that God laughs at our calamity. “Hey! Stop the giggling and pick up a broom!”
August 6, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 216)
Living is not about dying unless you forget that dying IS about living.
August 5, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 215)
I came. I saw. I had a fender-bender from rubbernecking.
August 4, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 214)
And on the eighth day, man made religion, just to make sure God continued to rest.
August 3, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 214)
And on the eighth day, man made religion, just to make sure God continued to rest.
August 3, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 213)
Romance is what older people call sex, twice a year.
Jonathots, Jr.! 