December 12, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 344)

 Keep in mind–when you ask, “Were you born in a barn?” — Jesus was.

Ohio barn

December 11, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 343)

 It is never convenient. Just available.

available

December 10, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 342)

“Mary, just a quick question,” inquired Joseph. “What do you mean by ‘overshadowed?'”

 overshadowed

December 8, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 341)

A crowd gathers. An audience listens. My friend remains.

fans

 

December 8, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 340)

You always know when God has come to church. There is someone sitting on the front pew.

empty church

 

December 7, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 339)

Life after death?? I just came from church. Is there life before death?

church sleep

 

December 6, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 338)

Old is acting grumpy. Older is another candle on a cake. Oldest is a contest at the nursing home to win the extra cup of tapioca pudding.

birthday old

 

December 5, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 337)

Hindsight makes it seem wise to leave your home and chase a star.

follow your star

 

December 4, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 336)

Christmas is when you find out which of your friends are worth ten dollars, and which twenty.

Christmas shopping

 

December 3, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 335)

The Immaculate Conception was not the hard part. Surviving the mood swings of a pregnant, Jewish, teenage girl was the miracle.

Mary oregnant