JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 334)
Patience is what we start calling effort when we consider giving up.
December 1, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 333)
Family is the pop quiz preparing us for the test of humanity culminating in the final exam of the Judgment Day.
November 30, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 331)
Disagreements are like the common cold. Catch ’em early and you can avoid a lot of snottiness.
November 29, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 330)
We stuff the turkey. The turkey stuffs us. Balance. Except for the scale.
November 28, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 329)
Gratitude is honoring the trinity of talent, blessing and luck.
November 27, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 328)
Turkey for Thanksgiving, ham for Easter, corned beef—St. Patrick’s Day, hot dogs and hamburgers, July 4th, so … finger food and head cheese for Halloween?
November 26, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 327)
Let us learn from the Pilgrims: the cure for prejudice is to freeze and nearly starve to death, so you don’t care what color the fellow is who ends up helping you.
November 25, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 326)
I have reached an age where “over the river and through the woods to Grandma’s house” could be a sexual rendezvous.
November 24, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 325)
My favorite form of diction is “bene.”
November 23, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 324)
Never sit behind a diesel truck in a traffic jam on a hot day–nor have a pet turkey.
Jonathots, Jr.! 