November 12, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 313)

Talk is cheap until you try to get a refund.

getting

November 11, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 312)

I’m afraid if I don’t sweat the SMALL stuff, I will end up with really BIG, sweaty stuff.

flop sweats

November 10, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 311)

The difference between Spirit and religion is similar to the difference between a honeymoon and a hospice.

honeymoon

November 9, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 310)

When I was putting away my childish things, I came across my giggle … and decided to tuck it in my heart.

giggles

November 8, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 310)

I graduated from “my opinion” to get a master’s degree in “I’m not sure,” working on my doctorate in “who knows?”

 diploma

November 7, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 309)

A vision of heaven: a sunny day with snow on the ground. The best of all seasons.

day of snow

November 6, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 308)

Opinion is when my brain and emotions race to speak first. Reasoning is when my spirit arrives early.

heart brain

November 5, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 307)

 To doctor the facts or nurse a grudge is no way to treat people.

846-05647697

November 4, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 306)

 Taking your time is sublime. Taking my time is a crime.

steal time

November 3, 2013

JONATHOTS, JR.!

(Number 305)

 If you cross a Republican with a Democrat, you get a Demon-ican.

 demonican