JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 304)
Every cow has to learn how to milk her opportunities, while dealing with the bull.
November 1, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 303)
An example of great news–opening a Math Lab in Tennessee so that test scores will start “Breaking Good.”
October 31, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 302)
I want to stop needing to wish for things I don’t deserve in the first place.
October 30, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 301)
At least if two Amish football teams are involved in a barn burner, they can repair the damage quickly.
October 29, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 300)
Follow a dog and it will turn around and start following you. Follow a cat and it will turn around and snarl.
October 28, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 299)
Never put a price on what you can’t afford to lose.
October 27, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 298)
If God loves me and He isn’t mad, why does the preacher threaten me with hell?
October 26, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 297)
A fly understands that it can only be so annoying before getting swatted. We should be more like flies.
October 25, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 296)
If you tell an American audience to “consider the lily,” they will inform you that they are allergic to flowers.
October 24, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 295)
People are not God’s lab rats. More like hamsters–well-fed, but still required to work the wheel.
Jonathots, Jr.! 