JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 294)
There is much we can learn from the Native American tribes about the perils of illegal immigration.
October 22, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 293)
Wherever you are, be there. Wherever you aren’t, intelligently stop your worrying and ignore it.
October 21, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 292)
It takes a village to raise a child, but a town to make a drunk
October 20, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 291)
The best way to get over Thanksgiving guilt is to spend a morning observing turkeys.
October 19, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 290)
Our children should never “outlive” us.
October 18, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 289)
Life is not a path. It is a jungle, with everyone issued a sense of humor and a machete.
October 17, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 288)
Forgiving helps your spirit … but forgetting heals your mind.
October 16, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 287)
A consultant is someone who charges you for information on what you already know–but now you are poorer as you ignore it.
October 15, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 286)
I had a dream. My mother was standing in front of me, back from the grave. I was astounded.
“Mom, what have you learned?”
She paused, then slowly replied, “Don’t worry too much about putting your dirty underwear in the clothes hamper.”
October 14, 2013
JONATHOTS, JR.!
(Number 285)
Tolerance is maintaining a healthy respect for the idiot who disagrees with you.
Jonathots, Jr.! 